Bells?

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via swarnpert)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via teenytigress)

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs, via teenytigress)

doctorinthebigbluebox:

dialupmodem:

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

*signs it and hands it back* always nice to meet a fan

(via swarnpert)

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via teenytigress)

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show

(via teenytigress)

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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(via confirmance)

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

(via kuzco2000)